User:StaraptorEmpoleon

こんにちは、私の名前はミシェルです！Kon'nichiwa, watashinonamaeha Misherudesu! Hola, mi nombre es Michelle!

I personally could talk about birds for hours and never get tired.

Species I've created!
Hello, the name's Michelle. Some of my favourite birds are... I don't have one! But if I had to pick, it's probably the Hoopoe.

RIP Dexie, Sunny, Shadow and Pavo. I hope you three are having fun up in heaven. I will miss you for the rest of my life. You were my children.

Top 5s, 10s, 20s, etc.
Top 10 favourite bird orders:


 * 1) Coraciiformes/Bucerotiformes/Leptosomiformes (tied)
 * 2) Psittaciformes
 * 3) Piciformes/Trogoniformes (tied)
 * 4) Passeriformes
 * 5) Accipitriformes/Falconiformes/Cathartiformes (tied)
 * 6) Strigiformes
 * 7) Charadriiformes
 * 8) Ardeiformes/Plataleiformes/Pelecaniformes/Suliformes/Sphenisciformes (tied; love Pelecanimorphae)
 * 9) Apodiformes/Various orders of Strisores (tied)
 * 10) Cuculiformes/Musophagiformes/Opisthocomiformes (tied)

Top 50 favourite bird families (non-passerines):


 * 1) Meropidae
 * 2) Coraciidae
 * 3) Momotidae
 * 4) Alcedinidae
 * 5) Brachypteraciidae
 * 6) Todidae
 * 7) Psittacidae/Psittaculidae/Strigopidae/Cacatuidae (lumping them together because I love all four families)
 * 8) Upupidae/Phoeniculidae (love both together!)
 * 9) Bucerotidae/Bucorvidae (love both together!)
 * 10) Leptosomidae
 * 11) Picidae
 * 12) Ramphastidae
 * 13) Semnornithidae/Capitonidae/Lybiidae/Megalaimidae (lumping them together because I love all four families)
 * 14) Galbulidae/Bucconidae (love both together!)
 * 15) Indicatoridae
 * 16) Trogonidae
 * 17) Pandionidae
 * 18) Accipitridae
 * 19) Sagittariidae
 * 20) Falconidae
 * 21) Cathartidae
 * 22) Strigidae/Tytonidae (love both together!)
 * 23) All families of Charadriiformes (see below)
 * 24) Ardeidae
 * 25) Threskiornithidae
 * 26) Balaenicipitidae
 * 27) Scopidae
 * 28) Pelecanidae
 * 29) Anhingidae/Fregatidae/Sulidae/Phalacrocoracidae (love them all together!)
 * 30) Trochilidae/Apodidae/Hemiprocnidae/Aegothelidae (love them all together!)
 * 31) Podargidae/Nyctibiidae/Steatornithidae/Caprimulgidae (love them all together!)
 * 32) Cuculidae
 * 33) Musophagidae
 * 34) Opisthocomidae
 * 35) Columbidae
 * 36) Rallidae/Sarothruridae (tied)
 * 37) Heliornithidae
 * 38) Gruidae
 * 39) Psophiidae
 * 40) Otididae
 * 41) Ciconiidae
 * 42) Gaviidae
 * 43) Diomedeidae
 * 44) Anatidae/Anhimidae/Anseranatidae (love them all together!)
 * 45) Spheniscidae
 * 46) Gaviidae
 * 47) Podicipediformes/Phoenicopteridae (tied; Mirandornithes is amazing!)
 * 48) Phasianidae/Odontophoridae/Numididae/Cracidae/Megapodidae (love them all together!)
 * 49) Various members of Metaves (see below)
 * 50) Various members of Palaeognathae (see below)

===Top favourite palaeognath families To be listed.

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'''Christmas!!! <3 December 25 2015 0:00:00 CST '''

I have lived for approx. June 27 1990 12:50:00 CST  Cool huh?

Why I love birds
I just do. But if I had to say "why", well... they're colourful, beautiful, majestic, clean (unlike dogs), amazing, God's little canvasses, adorable, cute, intriguing, powerful, attractive, (I bet you're getting tired!), majestic, unique, striking, etc.

Favourite quotes
Hundreds of animals need to be killed every year to make ONE animal lover happy. I've seen so many "animal lovers" indulge in meat, fur and leather. The animals that are eaten were bred and raised for food. The animals that are pets were bred and raised for pet industry. We decide why all these animals are born, and we kill billions of them based on why we are breeding them. That is what is called "love for animals"... interesting! Why don't we just get over this hoax?

I THINK that I shall never see A poem lovely as a tree. A tree whose hungry mouth is prest Against the earth's sweet flowing breast; A tree that looks at God all day, And lifts her leafy arms to pray; A tree that may in Summer wear A nest of robins in her hair; Upon whose bosom snow has lain; Who intimately lives with rain. Poems are made by fools like me, But only God can make a tree.

Life finds a way... somehow... no matter how damaged a tree or how inbred a cat may be, life finds a way... I find it hard to conceive... God has his ways. I don't think we will ever fully understand. Life is terribly amazing... in a good way!

Being woken up by blue jays is the best way to wake up.

You know what would be cool? Just to be able to fly. Be a peregrine falcon, to be exact. I'd fly as high as possible and just stall, falling to the ground. When I get too close to the ground, I would open up my wings and start all over again.

There is grandeur in this view of life, with its several powers, having been originally breathed by the Creator into a few forms or into one; and that, whilst this planet has gone cycling on according to the fixed law of gravity, from so simple a beginning endless forms most beautiful and most wonderful have been, and are being, evolved.

There is one living spirit, prevalent over this world ... which assumes a multitude of forms according to subordinate laws. There is one thinking sensible principle allied to one kind of organic matter.

I usually make up my mind about a man in ten seconds, and I very rarely change it.

If you want to cut your own throat, don't come to me for a bandage.

I trust no one, not even myself.

Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas.

A man's manners are a mirror in which he shows his portrait.

A noble person attracts noble people, and knows how to hold on to them.

A person hears only what they can understand.

Be generous with kindly words, especially about those who are absent.

Correction does much, but encouragement does more.

Tons of quotes by Goethe are beautiful, I can't post them all!!! <3

The temple bell stops but I still hear the sound coming out of the flowers.

From Family Guy
Quagmire: Okay, I'll tell you. You are the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your best friend's wife. The man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death, and this is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury, you defecate all over his yard. And you're such a sponge. You pay for nothing. You always say, "Oh, I'll get you later" but "later" never comes. And what really bothers me is you pretend you're this deep guy who loves women for their souls when all you do is date bimbos. Yeah, I date women for their bodies but at least I'm honest about it. I don't buy them a copy of Catcher in the Rye and then lecture them with some seventh grade interpretation of how Holden Caulfield is some profound, intellectual. He wasn't! He was a spoiled brat! And that's why you like him so much—he's you! God, you're pretentious! And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great writer, even though you're terrible! You know, I should have known Cheryl Tiegs didn't write me that note. She would have known there's no "a" in the word "definite." And I think what I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda, how we should "legalize pot, man," how big business is crushing the underclass, how homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America. Well, what have you done to help? I work down at the soup kitchen, Brian. Never seen you down there! You wanna help? Grab a ladle! And by the way, driving a Prius doesn't make you Jesus Christ! Oh, wait! You don't believe in Jesus Christ or any religion for that matter, because "religion is for idiots!" Well, who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You failed college twice, which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a father! How's that son of yours you never see? But you know what? I could forgive all of that, all of it, if you weren't such a bore! That's the worst of it, Brian. You're just a big, sad, alcoholic bore. (sighs) Well, see ya, Brian! Thanks for the [bleeping]ing steak! Best monologue ever!

Quagmire: (As Bill Clinton) My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry.


 * Chris: Dad, can you help me with my French homework?
 * Peter: Yeah, sure, why not? What's the word for fish?
 * Chris: Poisson.
 * Peter: Good. Dog?
 * Chris: Chien.
 * Peter: Seal?
 * Chris: Phoque.
 * Lois: Chris, watch your language!
 * Chris: No, that's how you say "seal" in French, "phoque".
 * Peter: He's right, Lois, look. [shows picture of seal and French term below] And here, I'll help you remember. What's this?
 * Chris: A lazy phoque.
 * Peter: Good. [turns page]
 * Chris: Dumb phoque.
 * Peter: Good. [turns page]
 * Chris: Sick phoque.
 * Peter: Good. [turns page]
 * Chris: Sick, twisted phoque.
 * Peter: Good. [turns page]
 * Chris: Cluster phoque. [Peter turns page, grabs, rips part of newspaper and sticks on book showing a celebrity] Ugly phoque and bitch.
 * Peter: Good job, Chris, I think you're ready. And remember, you can use that word as much as you want, even home in front of your parents because it's French, and French is classy.